taurus- weak ass bitch
gemini- ass lovin trash
cancer- water loving son of a bitch
leo- asshole who thinks theyre funny
virgo- pokèmon master
libra- loser nerd
scorpio- swaggy cool kid
sagittarius- shrek worshipper
capricorn- annoying piece of uncool
aquarius- boobie lovin cunt
pisces- bee movie jerk
I got up at 5 AM to take a selfie for you, tumblr.
To everyone who knew what I looked like, I got a sweet haircut last night.
To everyone who didn’t, NOW YOU KNOW. The secret is out.
THESE SOUND LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN LITERAL GERMAN TO ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS AND I WILL READ THEM ONLY AS SUCH
how the fuck is this true. there are many people with less than a complete human skeleton. this requires that some people have more bones than an entire skeleton, or perhaps for one person to have hundreds of millions more bones than an entire skeleton. who is he? who is he??
Skeleton Georg, who lives in a cave and has 10,000 bones…
Hey tumblr! Did you know that if you suffer from depression / anxiety or any other mental illness, you can register your dog as an emotional support animal, making it illegal for a landlord to refuse to rent to you? That’s right. No breed restrictions, no weight restrictions, no matter what, they are not allowed to refuse.
The landlord can provide weight and breed restrictions if you do not currently HAVE the dog yet. If you have a dog that you have had prior to applying to live on their property, then you’re golden. They can put “reasonable” limits on a new dog.
YOUR MENTAL HEALTH CARE PROVIDER HAS TO WRITE YOU THE ESA PRESCRIPTION LETTER. NO WEBSITES CAN PROVIDE THIS. ONLY YOUR DOCTOR/THERAPIST/PSYCHIATRIST CAN RECOMMEND THIS ADDITION TO YOU TREATMENT PLAN.