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I love that His Dark Materials has a race of tiny people who act as spies but really don’t have the temperament for it
They’re like “yeah this gig is balls, we’d rather be warriors but I keep getting stuck hiding in fucking bookcases”
Oh god. Oh no. So cute. Christ.
Asriel: I ask for one kid and you bring me my daughter?!?!?!?
Lyra: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
HA! Goddamnit. Goddamnit this is great.