Ugh, Srsly, ugh.
zodiac sign thing

trisproir:

aries- emo

taurus- weak ass bitch

gemini- ass lovin trash

cancer- water loving son of a bitch

leo- asshole who thinks theyre funny

virgo- pokèmon master

libra- loser nerd

scorpio- swaggy cool kid

sagittarius- shrek worshipper

capricorn- annoying piece of uncool

aquarius- boobie lovin cunt

pisces- bee movie jerk

lion-sensei:

I got up at 5 AM to take a selfie for you, tumblr.
To everyone who knew what I looked like, I got a sweet haircut last night.
To everyone who didn’t, NOW YOU KNOW. The secret is out.

Incredible.

lion-sensei:

I got up at 5 AM to take a selfie for you, tumblr.

To everyone who knew what I looked like, I got a sweet haircut last night.

To everyone who didn’t, NOW YOU KNOW. The secret is out.

Incredible.

D’aww…Needy lil’ baby

tastefullyoffensive:

Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff [x]

Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius

THESE SOUND LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN LITERAL GERMAN TO ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS AND I WILL READ THEM ONLY AS SUCH

monetizeyourcat:

barefootmarley:

scientific fact

how the fuck is this true. there are many people with less than a complete human skeleton. this requires that some people have more bones than an entire skeleton, or perhaps for one person to have hundreds of millions more bones than an entire skeleton. who is he? who is he??


Skeleton Georg, who lives in a cave and has 10,000 bones…

monetizeyourcat:

barefootmarley:

scientific fact

how the fuck is this true. there are many people with less than a complete human skeleton. this requires that some people have more bones than an entire skeleton, or perhaps for one person to have hundreds of millions more bones than an entire skeleton. who is he? who is he??

Skeleton Georg, who lives in a cave and has 10,000 bones…

Fat dude is fucking owning this video.  Christ, he’s glorious.

I WOULD LIKE TO BE STRUCK BY A SEALNAMI PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

I WOULD LIKE TO BE STRUCK BY A SEALNAMI PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

Yessss.  Gooood…

Yessss. Gooood…

impactings:

Hey tumblr! Did you know that if you suffer from depression / anxiety or any other mental illness, you can register your dog as an emotional support animal, making it illegal for a landlord to refuse to rent to you? That’s right. No breed restrictions, no weight restrictions, no matter what, they are not allowed to refuse.

Partially true.

The landlord can provide weight and breed restrictions if you do not currently HAVE the dog yet. If you have a dog that you have had prior to applying to live on their property, then you’re golden. They can put “reasonable” limits on a new dog.

YOUR MENTAL HEALTH CARE PROVIDER HAS TO WRITE YOU THE ESA PRESCRIPTION LETTER. NO WEBSITES CAN PROVIDE THIS. ONLY YOUR DOCTOR/THERAPIST/PSYCHIATRIST CAN RECOMMEND THIS ADDITION TO YOU TREATMENT PLAN.